two truths and a lie

30 Nov

One of the following paragraphs is a joke and the other two are news reports. can you tell which is which?

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed to get blitzed. The giraffe drinks so much it passes out on the floor. The man gets up and heads for the door to leave when the bartender yells, “Hey! You can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The drunk replies, “That’s not a lion! It’s a giraffe.”

Woman Jailed For Injecting Nephew With Heroin
A suburban Detroit woman who admitted injecting heroin into her 12-year-old nephew and giving him and her 15-year-old niece heroin and cocaine was sentenced to eight years in prison.

Birth Control Breakthrough
British researchers are working on a project that could put a smile on the faces of a lot of women. That’s because it’s a contraceptive pill for men.

procrastinating has reached a new level.


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