im meltinggg ahhhhhh

4 Dec

my mind is meltinggggggg
i’ve read so many freakin books on unknown tribes in unknown places that i’m tempted to screw college and run off to the jungle where I will become a half-naked shamaness who performs spells by singing “Rent” songs. Seems like a sweet deal to me.

today a lady at work made me look up an “unsketchy” auto repair shop for her. For the record: all auto repair shops are sketchy. And if you’re looking for an unsketchy anything, maybe u shouldn’t live in compton!
The end.

-Awkwardly Tan Aristotle


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