Archive | January, 2007

uh (glottal stop) oh

26 Jan

I was asked to an invite last night by a stranger. All I want to do tonight is go to shabbat damn it. Instead, my date wants me to get blackout drunk. Wooo.

To my dearest friends:

20 Jan

http://static.flickr.com/41/99622281_17031718c9_m.jpg

only god could have made a hybrid of the two best things in the world, friendship and tetris. GOD.

Ooo baby it’s a wild weekend

10 Jan

Everyday is a holiday for us. On monday, the school finally recognizes this and deems it a university vacation as well. Hence, no class. Hence squared, the weekend becomes a frotier of opportunity.

On saturday at 5 a bunch of the jewish sophomores are goin camping…in malibu. I’m going, all of you are invited too obviously, i hope im not the only one reppin’ for our crew and you guys come. Oh, brad is going to be there…maybe i should say cum…hahahahah. thats right osias 😉

just kidding. osias doesn’t like him as far as i know…carrying on jenna’s theme of awkward…

love
BHG

Awkwardly Tan Awkwardly Blushes

10 Jan

So its been a magical year of awkward for all of us, and in honor of the new year I’ve been pondering the most embarassing moments of all. I figured I’d right them down, so the twinge of embarassment never fades.
1) Accidentally walking out of a room in zibbit with one of my girls on display. Awkwardly naked.
2) Wiping out TWICE in EVK– both times with a full glass of chocolate milk on my tray. I slipped in a slippery something and the milk went on the shirt, and ATA went DOWN. Then the kitchen staff laughed at me. Awkwardly milky.
3) Wiping out trying to bike to my 8 am class. My pants got wrapped around the gears at the bottom of the bike cause they were too long, and all of the sudden the bike stopped moving and I fell, almost in slow motion, into the only puddle on campus. I soaked my white t-shirt through and was picked up by the people who work at the front of EVK who asked me if I was okay a bjillion and two times. Then I went to class with a see through t-shirt. Awkwardly see-through.
4)Wiping out (i’m noticing a theme here) at DTD on an unsober night. I slipped in what was most likely a beer puddle, knocked my head against the back well and fell down in a clump. In the words of Andrew, “I saw you falling and it was too late for me to do anything, so I just kinda watched it happen.”
5) Walking with friends and a couple of there friends I didn’t know, Fro-yo and I saw two girls in skin tight up to there red dresses with thigh high boots. After they passed we started laughing and called them sorostitutes. Well, Fro-yo called them prostitutes, but I was in a creative mood. One of the girls we don’t know taps us on the shoulder and says, “Those are my sorority sisters.” Awkwardly prostitutes.

So, as much as I loved living through these experiences, Im glad they are in the past. I hope you’ve enjoyed reading them as I much as I was embarassed committing them.

AND P.S. Sunny Eggs, Peace and fro-yo and ESPECIALLY PRINCESS PARTY BUS, you need to write more. Ghandi and I are OWNING you.

-Awkwardly Tan Aristotle

Row your boat ashore, USC Hoe!!!

7 Jan

First Night Back.

I knew I missed college soo much for a reason.

Messed up roomate trio in birnkrant/my boy j.d./ Going to a “phi psi party” but we’re the only (4) girls/being theonly 4 girls at phi psi until 2:30 am/ table dancing/hookah/some kid puked off the top bunk onto a brother beneath him/drunken Al’s bets/osias=representin/etc

Fun times, but all in all, an average ranking on the fun-o-meter for weekend-esque night at usc. and because this is only average, USC rocks.

bhg

Lady in the Water= Life Inspiration?

3 Jan

I saw the BEST movie yesterday. My friends and I rented Lady and the Water which is this crazy fantasy/thriller/really cool movie by M. Night Shamylan (duh spelling issues there). I won’t spoil the ending since I’m planning to buy said movie and force you all to watch it with me, but there’s a theme in it about dying for the benefit of the world, kinda MLK style, which brought up this discussion with my friends about whether you’d be willing to do sacrifice your life if you knew that it would cause the world to change and become a better place. They both said no. Any thoughts? We can have a night when I get back (the 7th) where we watch the movie, have friday night wine and philosophically discuss the meaning of life. It’ll be shweet.

I’m SOOO excited to see every last one of you again. It’s nice being home, but it’s weird at the same time, and every one of my friends has been boyfriended and spends 80% of their time on the phone with said boyfriends. That’s weird too. CANT’T WAIT TO SEE YOUUUUU!

-ATA

Lady in the Water= Life Inspiration?

3 Jan

I saw the BEST movie yesterday. My friends and I rented Lady and the Water which is this crazy fantasy/thriller/really cool movie by M. Night Shamylan (duh spelling issues there). I won’t spoil the ending since I’m planning to buy said movie and force you all to watch it with me, but there’s a theme in it about dying for the benefit of the world, kinda MLK style, which brought up this discussion with my friends about whether you’d be willing to do sacrifice your life if you knew that it would cause the world to change and become a better place. They both said no. Any thoughts? We can have a night when I get back (the 7th) where we watch the movie, have friday night wine and philosophically discuss the meaning of life. It’ll be shweet.

I’m SOOO excited to see every last one of you again. It’s nice being home, but it’s weird at the same time, and every one of my friends has been boyfriended and spends 80% of their time on the phone with said boyfriends. That’s weird too. CANT’T WAIT TO SEE YOUUUUU!

Resolve to Evolve

2 Jan

New years resolutions, anyone???

ps sunny eggs what do i do with your bag baaa send it to your house in that case whats your adress ???

pss peace and fro yo the id/money is in the mail!

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