Take Back the G-Spot

27 Jan

Hypothetically,

I hereby pledge to name my daughter(s) any one or combination of the ideal stereotyped Greek titan or olympian goddesses. Take back the goddess? The ancient Greeks and their epic storytellers, in this case Hesiod and Homer, were not being sexist; they were being. I can’t criticize a caterpiller for shamelessly existing as a lame and grotesque butterfly.  But the bible borrowed Greek stuff and American hotels have a bible in every nightstand and, well, History is Now.

Thus, I am a viable contributed to a never ending narrative. The Names:

Hera, Aphrodite, Pandora, Athena, Hestia and/or Gaea.

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